Basically, all purpose post in case I'm doing anything wrong. I know Hetalia can be offensive and Poland's modern history isn't exactly laughing matter. So if I ever say something wrong, please let me know. Also, I'm not polish at all and I'm not a history major even if I try to read as much as I can, so if you have any nitpicks with me, please comment here. I want to get things right. I really do. Also, I'm not a native english speaker and the valley girl lingo is difficult for me, if I do it wrong, please correct me too. General "lol you're getting him wrong" also goes here. Also, if you don't want to be jumped by Poland, comment here too. I'm not psychic and can tell who dislikes Hetalia or not.

Comments are screened,  anon allowed and IP logging off ♥

ETA: This is now a concrit post for all my characters, that is Shiroe/Maya-nee/Wilhelm too.

((Set right after these comments, ignore the collapsed ones.))

[Avoiding eye-contact when you stand up again, staring intently into the fire.]

Just, like, move the wood closer to here.

[There's one still sort of peeved country lying on the bed and eating paluszki and reading a fashion magazine, not paying attention to the crumbles falling on the bed as he bites the snack off.]

Like, I totally need to talk to you.

The return of the son of the relationship meme a la .hack//G.U. style! Comment here, listing your characters, and which of my characters they know. I'll reply with an affection~ meter~ to let you know what how they feel about you.

In terms of progression, it goes red --> blue --> yellow --> pink, with 1-5 dots signifying how close you are to moving to the next level. The base colour varies depending on the character. IT'S SUBJECTIVE and pretty. And if you get anything in the pink range, chances are, they either love you madly, consider you an incredibly important nakama, or want in your pants. Or all of the above!

I play Kohaku, Maya-nee, Shiroe, Mad Hatter and Poland

So Poland just hit over 1k comments (technically 1.5k with the first account), which means first impressions meme~

Also since Maya-nee is at almost 3k comments and still haven't done one, let's make this a general relationship meme for Poland, Maya-nee, Shiroe and Kohaku. Eli is mister/miss not-appearing-in-this-poll since I never play her ._.

♥ Kyou

Kohaku (norealboy): 2,301 comments (25.06%), played since 2008-09-21 (143 days at 16 comments/day)
Seki Rei Shiroe (yourcompetition): 2,758 comments (30.04%), played since 2008-10-12 (122 days at 23 comments/day)
Poland (drop) (ttlyseriouspole): 567 comments (6.18%), played from 2008-11-02 to 2008-11-27 (26 days at 22 comments/day)
Amano Maya (positivetocrash): 2,339 comments (25.48%), played since 2008-11-22 (81 days at 29 comments/day)
Eli (Elias) (inveinted): 413 comments (4.50%), played since 2008-12-22 (51 days at 8 comments/day)
Poland/Feliks Łukasiewicz (polemyname): 803 comments (8.75%), played since 2009-01-19 (23 days at 35 comments/day)

Total comment count: 9,181 since 2008-09-21 (143 days at 64 comments/day)

This really shows how much I fail at balance. Also, holy shit where those Poland's comments/day rate come from, I feel like I never get him out but obviously I'm wrong. So much for apping him as a backburner (same with Maya, orz.) I removed 300 comments from Maya's count though since the account had comments from before I dropped her, or the count would be unfair.

I feel kind of bad about Kohaku slipping down so much though ;;

[Post continuations go here &hearts From all and any thread.]

Name: Rzeczpospolita Polska, aka Poland, aka Feliks Łukasiewicz

Age: 1042; appearance: 19

Height: Unknown. (Slightly shorter than Italy who is 172 cm. So around 170?)

Weight: Unknown. Normalish.

Medical Info: idk, how does personified countries work anyway? Definitely healthy now though.

Eyes: Green.

Hair: Blond.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Mostly anything. But please stay away from the touchy subjects, or at least warn me before you do.

Abilities: Being impossible to "kill" since he keeps coming back all the time? Amazing (lack of) logic? Declaring "Poland's Rule" and having people actually listen and take it seriously? idk crack comic is crack.

Notes for the Psychics: Is a country. I... really don't know how this pings. But well, there's 13 other countries (+2 non!countries)  in camp who's probably answered this better than me before.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Sure! Just ask me before the two first.

Maim/drama/death: I... really don't think he can be killed. Being a country and canon stating that it's pretty much impossible to make him disappear. Give a heads-up before any serious hurting though, since Liet will freak out.

Hug/kiss/molest: Go ahead! I'd guess he's actually pretty shy when it comes to this, but that is just more reason for you to do it, right?

Cooking: He can cook, since all countries knows their national dishes and Polish food isn't bad. Though with Liet in camp, the likelihood of this actually happening isn't very big.